Rocker`s Constitution / Bill of Rights
We the Universe's Rock Band Drummers, Musicians and our brethren the
Guitar Heroes of the World... on Tour or otherwise, jamming at home or abroad or online..
In order to more agressively rock out have formed a most perfect union
Where getting rock band gear and real intruments wont cost you your grocery money
and allow us to play on quality instruments and accessories without suffering the ills of having to pay high prices...
If you are a true Musician's Friend and have been zZZounded before or cant get to the Center of Guitars (drummers hate going to a place called Guitar Center) or your buddy Mr. Ash isnt available, We would hope that as drummers and as a true Musician's Friend you would first give us a look and perhaps buy from the "little" guy.
Because.... We believe every musician has the right to freedom of expression, the right to quality gear, and low pricing with the middle man cut out, stomped on and kick-drummed to the curb.
We believe that stores that charge a drummer his arm and / or a leg, dont know that drummers need all four limbs...
We believe our vendors to be the best in the business and will drop ship to you, thereby further cutting costs. Furthermore, they will support Us, so that we may support you with timely undamaged shipping.
We Believe that if there's something you like that we don't have, that you should have the RIGHT and PRIVILEGE to ask us about it, so we can see if we can get it. We also believe that communication and customer support is our number one priority.
We believe that we will only add just enough to the our low dealer prices, so that we can make a decent living so our girl friends and wives wont leave us.
We believe our vendors and their products we have researched are also upstanding, cool, hip people, who all love to play music like we do and want to have good quality instruments in their hands, in our hands and in your hands.
We believe that if you can find it cheaper, we will try and beat it, just beat it...
We believe in never spamming you with useless junk and will only contact you regarding orders, shipping, and with killer deals when we can get them.
We believe that you and your information should be protected and secured and that our site will do just that, when ever sensitive information like credit card info is being entered.
We believe that if you have read down this far you aren't really interested in playing music, but like to read alot... Otherwise you would be surfing our merch and checking out with some cool schwag to make your friends jealous at your next gig or Rock Band party...